Odessa, Z to A, --- the Zirka Hotel

          I have been informed that Zirka (зірка) means “Star” in Ukrainian and Google translation has verified this fact. I may have thought it would be fine to have plans to stay in a Ukrainian Hotel called “Star”? Perhaps I was a bit optimistic. I have been to Odessa a few times and have stayed at a number of unusual locations. The best place that I have crashed at was The Odessa Hotel (http://odessa-hotel.com.ua/en/). It had many amenities and to say it had a pleasant view would be an understatement. It is actually located in the harbor overlooking the Black Sea. The major drawback is that it is located at the bottom of the Potemkin Steps. This means that if you visit the city center you must go up and down these 192 steps! While roaming alone, I have also stayed at a couple of hostels. These are cheap and it is usually effortless to make friends with other people who are staying in the city. However, most of the accommodations are usually bunk beds in a room with 8-12 other people. My current favorite is The Babushka Grand Hostel. I really like the free Wi-Fi and the big bathtub/shower. I need to remember to bring my rubber ducky next time.

On my recent trip to Odessa I thought that a hostel would not be a good choice because I had a traveling companion, (let’s call this person T.C.). A friend (I’ll call him “Mr. M”) that was traveling with us thought that the Zirka Hotel (70 Uspenskaya St) or the Tokyo Star Hotel would be a good place to stay. I followed his suggestion because I thought it would be easier if we all stayed together. I went and booked a room at Zirka by sending them an e-mail (no credit card required) but then my friend reserved a room at Tokyo Star, (Tokyo Zirka?). We had a night train from Kharkiv that was arriving before 9:00 at the Odessa Train Station. I thought we couldn’t check in to the hotel until the afternoon so I set something up that would allow us to take a shower and leave our luggage at another place. I arranged to do this and then planned to meet Mr. M for breakfast before we went to the beach. When we exited the train station, Mr. M tried to figure out where Tokyo Star was located. I was eager to take a shower and suggested that he just take a taxi. The taxi would have cost about 30 Hryvnia (grivna) which is less than $4. He had T.C ask directions and started walking that way. I really didn’t want to carry my luggage to his hotel and then go to the place where I could shower but T.C. was being helpful and I didn’t want to ruin the mood.

When we arrived at Tokyo Star I waited outside while Mr. M checked the place out. I never saw the room but he said it was “like a shoe box”. I presume this lodging might have a “hot sheet” reputation. In any case, he decided not to stay there and he was going to go to Zirka instead. We all started to leave with him heading to the “Star” while we went to take a shower. I never found out if he paid extra to check in early. If he didn’t it would have made my “showering place” unnecessary.

Later in the afternoon, we did check into Zirka ($37 a night) as well. The place seemed agreeable enough; the lobby was rather small (and it was just about the only place the Wi-Fi worked) but the hallways were clean and nicely decorated. It was built in 2007 and had central air. My opinion changed a bit when we saw our room. Mr. M stayed at this hotel in the past so I’m not sure how he could have thought Tokyo Star was a shoebox. Our room was the smallest hotel room that I have ever seen in my life. It made a U.S. Motel Six (http://www.motel6.com/) look like a suite. When the door to the room is open, it practically touched the bed. The double bed took up about two thirds of the room. There was a small refrigerator that occupied most of the remaining space that was outside the arc of the door. The only spot you could stand was in this area reserved for the open door. Two people could not move about at the same time. If you wanted to stir, the other person would have to do a little dance first. We called this the “Zirka Shuffle”.  I’m certain that I have brothers who have walk-in closets that were bigger than this room. The bath room was also undersized. When you step inside, the shower is directly in front of you with the toilet near your right elbow and the sink by your left. I believe that we also had satellite TV. I can’t remember because we didn’t turn it on. There was a free breakfast but it was really just a “packaged meal” that included a juice box, yogurt and some wafer cookies. The hotel did not have a restaurant and it seemed like the Americano Coffee shop was our first stop every day.

In retrospect, Zirka wasn’t so bad. It was very small but you get what you paid for. I think in the future I will try to get the one bedroom at The Babushka Grand Hostel. 

Posted by John